Wouldn’t It Be Wonderful, l.h.k.
© 2014 by l.h.k.(via in-love-with-a-girl)
- Girls are so fucking sexy.
- You can’t get pregnant even if you forget to take your pill.
- If you want penetrative sex, you can still get it, but with a really awesome purple penis.
- Boobs go ‘badoing’ and can amuse me for hours.
- When they bite their lip…
- You can both ‘wear the trouser’s’ and not make a guy feel emasculated.
- A girl’s skin is always so soft.
- Again, boobs.
- And also, vaginas.
- And just generally, girls are yummy.
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me: *speaking to my child* you can do any career you want its completely up to you
my child: i wanna be a police officer
me: no bitch pick another one